These illustrations were drawn for my book Age of the Friesian. It is a dark comedy, that gives an account of a cow uprising.
If you would like to commission me for some illustration work, then I would love to hear from you.
Whilst leaning over the railings of a highway bridge and watching a cloud of starlings as the sunset, Freddy Porkinson of Wriggleswerth Pig Sanctuary suddenly dropped the bacon sandwich he’d made earlier that day onto the busy motorway below as he witnessed the horrific sight of a million friesian cattle stampeding towards the southern lands.
“Must get home r-r-r-right away and tell the wife! Not a moment to loose!” squealed Freddy.
Miss DeSauser of Rookwood Manor woke to find her breasts hooked up to a milk extractor.
My m-milk”, she whimpered helplessly, “My sweet milk!”
A friesian who was standing guard before her bed was pleased to hear her wail.